Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

[Carpe Mortem]

Ugh I so don't want to. I'll try tonight.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA
It's interesting, but not altogether whacky enough. But I likes. 7/10.

Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows
I like this band. This song is indeed ridiculous and absurd. God this song sucks. 3/10.

Procol Harum - Something Following Me
Not sure what was going on here, but color me uninterested. 4/10.

The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
The opening definitely has my attention. Now we're meandering... now we're utterly lost. I can't strongly go either way on this one. 5/10.

Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True
Fucking love Tom Waits. Yeah baby. 9/10.

The B-52's - 52 Girls
Never been big on these guys. This song is not gonna turn me around. 4/10.

GangStarr - Above the clouds
I like the laid back flow. But I'm not really getting the ridiculous aspect here. 4/10.

Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand
The bass heavy intro was awesome. Then the vox came in... making it so much awesomer! Can't really tell what they're saying, but don't care. This shit is good. 7/10.

Eminem - 3 A.M.
Ah, Marshall Mathers in his painkiller infused recording session busting out the Triumph the comic dog vocals for a change of pace. Love it. 9/10.

Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
I dunno dudes. 3/10.

Steve Vai - Little green men
No no. 4/10.

Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah
Lots of sounds to be heard here. Tribal drums are a plus. But it's not wholly enjoyable. Actually the ending is pretty cool. 5/10.

Radiohead - Idioteque
I never got super into Radiohead, but I definitely enjoy a bunch of their output. There's some cool shit going on here. 6/10.

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
Greatest video ever. Sadly, this is reeeeaaaaallllllly off the mark. Don't mean to be anal about it. Heh. 3/10.

Sopor Aeternus and the Ensemble of Shadows - The Urine Song
Sopor Aeternus is one of my favorite artists. I almost submitted another one of her songs regarding hemorrhoids. Alas. I have a special edition of this album. I love the arrangements. She's got such a range of musical personalities. It's hard not to be enthralled with most of her output. I don't care for this song's lyrical content, but fuck is it good. 9/10.

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto
I'm hooked in. Those drums! I'll be delving further into this album. Not super cray cray or anything but it's so good who cares really. 8/10.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Sopor Aeternus and the Ensemble of Shadows - The Urine Song
Sopor Aeternus is one of my favorite artists. I almost submitted another one of her songs regarding hemorrhoids. Alas. I have a special edition of this album. I love the arrangements. She's got such a range of musical personalities. It's hard not to be enthralled with most of her output. I don't care for this song's lyrical content, but fuck is it good. 9/10.

If urine to the song, urine to the lyrics. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

If urine to the song, urine to the lyrics. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

What. The. Fuck. Does. That. Even. Mean.
If it makes sense I apologize but I'm pretty fucking tipsy.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

It's just a lame pun of "you're into/urine to".

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

It's just a lame pun of "you're into/urine to".

Yup makes sense. Nicely done sir.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So.... that's enough waiting, it's time to get on with things. Here are the results:

DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA 7.19 @CASSETTEISGOD
Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish 6.92 @Black Orifice
Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand 6.84 @Vegard Pompey
Procol Harum - Something Following Me 6.61 @no country for old wainds
Radiohead - Idioteque 6.50 @EspaDa
Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True 6.42 @Serjeant Grumbles
Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto 6.23 @Funerary_Doom
GangStarr - Above the clouds 6.03 @Caecius
The B-52's - 52 Girls 5.61 @HamburgerBoy
Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah 5.57 @unknown
Steve Vai - Little green men 5.42 @Sirjack
sopor aeternus -the urine song 5.19 @Carpe Mortem
The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues) 4.88 @H.P. Lovecraft
Eminem -3 A.M. 4.80 @dwellerINTHEdark
Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows 4.23 @Omni
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt) 3.53 @arg

Congrats to CIG, 'twas a fine choice and worthy of the prize.

To those who submitted but didn't rate:
Your names have been flagged. Notes have been made. Discussions and meetings and discussions at said meetings have been had. Simply put - this will not do.

 

[CiG]

The new theme is MYTHICAL BEASTS and by that I mean things like unicorns, the hydra, bigfoot, the kraken etc. Good luck cunts.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ita been a busy week with selling the car and buying a new one and mom getting spinal surgery. I'll stick to one game at a time I think.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Do Draculas count?

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

I'd imagine stuff like vampires and witches are applicable but way too commonplace. Get whacky!

 

[Phylactery]

The new theme is MYTHICAL BEASTS and by that I mean things like unicorns, the hydra, bigfoot, the kraken etc. Good luck cunts.

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This was one of the themes I had in mind for if I ever won the metal one. Great choice!

 

[no country for old wainds]

downrating the shit out of uncreative choices in this one.

 

[EspaDa]

Has Omni left the forum?

 

[no country for old wainds]

she grew out of metal, she likes maroon 5 now

 

[Vilden]

My old neighbour and classmate when I grew up wrote 'Feelings' for Maroon 5.

 

[no country for old wainds]

that makes me feel better about having achieved absolutely jack shit with my life.

 

[EspaDa]

Maybe I'll start liking Paris Hilton when I grow out of metal. May it be like that!

 

[Caecius]

Theme is epic.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

I hope somebody submitted a song about the Loch Ness Monster. Cuz that would be kewl.