To address the topic issue, I’m going to evaluate on three angles, defined as follows…
Ridiculousness: either silly/intended as humorous, or with value as commentary
Absurd: without easily comprehensible reason, irrational subject
Surreal: without easily comprehensible being, irrational objects
I will then rate the song according to how much I enjoyed it, and multiply it be a half, three-quarters, or one, depending on how many of the above checkboxes are ticked, and then round up.
DEVO - Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA
Ticks all three boxes; I like how the only clear point in the song is that no one understands him. I haven’t given this Devo album as much time as the adjacent ones and it hasn’t fully clicked with me yet, but this was nice and intense. 7 * 1 = 7.
Current 93 - The Seven Seals are Revealed at the End of Time as Seven Bows
I don’t like Current 93 and upon realizing that this was almost 14 minutes long, I quickly skipped ahead a bit to get to something a bit more musical (although I read the lyrics over quickly without considering the music). The last five minutes were the best part, and I bumped the score up a few points because of it. Ticks all three boxes. 6 * 1 = 6.
Procol Harum - Something Following Me
I dunno, taken literally it would seem to be a story about a guy that doesn’t know he has died, taken figuratively I could easily imagine it being a metaphor for fear of death. I’ll give it absurdity, but not the other two. The song was alright. 6 * 1/2 = 3.
The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
Stupid fucking band. 0 + 2 = 1.
Tom Waits - Everything You Can Think Of Is True
I like this more than the other Tom Waits I’ve heard, and so far this is by far the winner in terms of absurdism and surreality. 7 * 1 = 7.
The B-52's - 52 Girls
They’re sing about girls, but if this isn’t absurd, tell me what it’s about. Not surreal though, they seem like perfectly ordinary girl names. Musically it’s fucking awesome. 9 * .75 = 7.
GangStarr - Above the clouds
I liked this a lot, but it seems to just be a song about an ideal view of heaven? Still surreal though. 7 * .75 = 5.
Melt-Banana - Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand
I had heard of them for years and always thought they were some shitty meme noise band. This was surprisingly enjoyable, fun, and cute. No idea what this is about unless it’s about ejaculation. 8 * 1 = 8.
Eminem -3 A.M.
Enjoyable, not really surreal though. 7 * .75 = 5.
Captain Beefheart - Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
Obligatory. I’m not crazy about this album, although I have found other stuff of his recently that I really like. Obviously ticks the boxes though. 5 * 1 = 5.
Steve Vai - Little green men
Uh… lol? I knew that Vai used to play in the Zappa band and that he did some weird stuff, but I didn’t know any of his own solo material was so goofball. This was great. 8 * 1 = 8.
Mr. Bungle - Desert search for Techno Allah
One of a few decent songs from an otherwise overrated and gimmicky band. 6 * 1 = 6.
Radiohead – Idioteque
Haven’t gotten into Radiohead yet, but this is the song that I think stuck with me best from Kid A. 7 * 1 = 7.
Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)
The only thing absurd about a homosexual singing about anal sex is the fact he is breathing to do so. 1 * 0.5 = 1.
sopor aeternus -the urine song
Ridiculous, but again, degeneracy isn’t absurd or surreal. I feel dirty knowing someone on this forum listens to this. 1 * 0.5 = 1.
Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto
Not sure what this is about, but the imagery isn’t quite surreal. Enjoyable. 7 * .75 = 5.