The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'm not a sexual guy and do not care about getting laid, but If I did have sex with a woman it would be with her.

I'll just go with the flow. Whatever works. I've never really enjoyed a female's company before. So it just to me feels right.

 

[SouthernAbyss]

Reading Onder's memoirs

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Back home.
Drank a ton the whole week. Ate huge lunches and dinners too. Think I gained 10 lbs. tomorrow I jump back into my standard routine.
Go back to work on Tuesday.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Gonna do some work soon. Should be going to the cinema tomorrow with a really pretty lady.

 

[Dak]

Catching up on blog. Preparing for school.

 

[sevag00]

Finally, the Spring semester is over. I have a shitload of new stuff to study for the final.

 

[Onder]

Goddamit I peed in my underwear little bit. Now there's cold pee on the tip of my dong everytime I move. I need to wait for the stain to dry out. I'll try to fall asleep.

 

[damnromulans]

Listening to Agalloch at work because listening to Bethlehem would scare the office neighbors.

 

[Einherjar86]

Drinking a Yuengling Bock and making pork tenderloin. Basting it in a balsamic vinegar/olive oil marinade with garlic and spices, browning and then baking (since I don't have a grill). So far, it smells delicious.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

might watch the last two GoT episodes, or maybe read some comics.
either way im kinda bored.

 

[Umodian]

First fucking time in over 7 days without this ridiculous headache, I can finally think again, can listen to metal again. Also finished my project for this semester, and the weather is amazing. Feels fucking good.

Currently mixing some Black Sabbath, Anthrax and Cirith Ungol.

 

[Onder]

Drinking my first beer today. It might not be the last one! I'm starting to feel pretty good and sweating all this bullshit faggot nonsense off my body. YES.

BUT.

I don't have any money.

So yeah.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really badly want to do anal with a chick. I don't think monday girl wants to see me again at all. It really sucks, she was a solid 8.

Fuck. She was so sweet as well.

 

[Onder]

I really badly want to do anal with a chick. I don't think monday girl wants to see me again at all. It really sucks, she was a solid 8.

Fuck. She was so sweet as well.

Well why don't you buy me a beer and I'll let you do me in the ass.

Also, pictures of said chick tbh.

EDIT: Is she from Prague?

 

[SentinelSlain]

We can do rounds but no buttsecks.

It could be your sister for all I know, so no pics (more realistically, because it's a bit rude), but yes she's from Prague.

 

[Onder]

We can do rounds but no buttsecks.

It could be your sister for all I know, so no pics (more realistically, because it's a bit rude), but yes she's from Prague.

But she doesn't exist unless you post pictures of her on the internet ldo. And no it can't be my sister. What are you up to today in this mother of cities. It's friday, friday, gotta get down on friday. Yesterday was thursday and shit.

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I have some swear words that I did not use in this post and they are left over:

Fuck fuck fuck fuck cunt faggot faggot faggot my pals scum.

EDIT: That wasn't aimed at anybody.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Going out tonight. We can go and get a few drinks in some pub if you like.

 

[Onder]

Going out tonight. We can go and get a few drinks in some pub if you like.

That would be cool I guess, but first I have to get some money and shits. Nothing is sure actually and you don't like when nothing is sure.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Just saw a fuzzy little white/yellow cat walk by on the edge of the railway that passes by my window. It looked so damn cute.

 

[monoxide_child]

here in america natalie addams is a celeb so my post should have read "my nobody loser freind is online talking to natalie freaking addams!!!"
also
among guys who like green/blue/purple in women's hair, this specific purple-haired chick is considered sexy-as-hell, so my post should have read "my ugly-as-hell friend is talking online to a sexy-as-hell woman"

i only like the the big asses when the waist is smaller than the ass, i don't like the "bbw" women that are sphere-shaped, i like a female is a little soft in the stomach, but i don't like the women with the masculine beer-belly thing going on, i like looking at the curvy women where you can tell it's a female just from her silhouette

yes it's totally normal for a guy under 30 to be sexually atracted to women over 50, i've had sex with lots of women that have children older than me

the girls that pop up when you google-image search "whooty" are a million times sexi-er than the girls that pop up when you google-image search "BBW"
the whooty girls are as sex-as-hell, but the BBWs are just nasty


what the hell you smoking???
are you on another planet???
here on planet earth natalie addams is a "sexy celeb"

okay people, seriously asking for serious answers here
who is sexier
Natalie Addams or Amber Priddy???