The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

here in america natalie addams is a celeb so my post should have read "my nobody loser freind is online talking to natalie freaking addams!!!"
also
among guys who like green/blue/purple in women's hair, this specific purple-haired chick is considered sexy-as-hell, so my post should have read "my ugly-as-hell friend is talking online to a sexy-as-hell woman"

i only like the the big asses when the waist is smaller than the ass, i don't like the "bbw" women that are sphere-shaped, i like a female is a little soft in the stomach, but i don't like the women with the masculine beer-belly thing going on, i like looking at the curvy women where you can tell it's a female just from her silhouette

yes it's totally normal for a guy under 30 to be sexually atracted to women over 50, i've had sex with lots of women that have children older than me

the girls that pop up when you google-image search "whooty" are a million times sexi-er than the girls that pop up when you google-image search "BBW"
the whooty girls are as sex-as-hell, but the BBWs are just nasty


what the hell you smoking???
are you on another planet???
here on planet earth natalie addams is a "sexy celeb"

okay people, seriously asking for serious answers here
who is sexier
Natalie Addams or Amber Priddy???
 
i kinda disagree, i like it when the rest of the body has the same squishy feeling as the boobs

squshy girls on top can work if they're not morbidly obese, i like girls that are just big enough to be squishy, not really really huge or too heavy to be on top

skinny as a rail is disgusting to me

girls with 6-pack abs or buns of steel freak me out, a female's body should have a layer of fat wrapped around the uterus to coushion the baby when she gats pregnant, the gap of time between the egg being fertilized and the day the woman's perion is late, the embryo is extremely fragile, there should be an already existing coushion there, unless the woman is pre-puberty or post-menopausal, and i don't really like any kind of "tan color, i like the milky-white celtic-pale girls

i don't watch sports

this post^^^ made no sense to me cuz i don't watch sports

yes thank you

the pic is disgusting, but there are guys that would think it's sexy

yes the pics are disgusting women should be squishy

i hate fake tans to, people should walk around with their natural skin color


30% body fat isn't really abnormal, lots of people are walking around with 40-45% bodyfat

i never said it was a "female's job" to look sexy, i was just bitching about the girls that get 6-pack abs with buns of steel, or get really super-skinny, or get ugly-colored tans to try to look sexy, these women actually looked sexy-er before they started morphing themselves to look sexy

we should have do poll entitled
"which female body shape do you think is sexy?"
 
rode my bike to my parents house and had a coworker drop off a cat tower that he built.
After that I ate a sandwich and went riding some more.
Now im cooling off and thinking I should clean a little
 
Eating a delicious sandwich I made. It has ham, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, butter, and a meaty pizza sauce. Yum.
 
Doesn't matter. That sandwich was delicious. I just made another one a couple minutes ago.

Edit: Or maybe you have weird babies.
 
Have you ever spent time around any baby IRL?

Not really. Last time I can remember being around a baby, the mother freaked out at me for lightly touching his head, then proceeded to wipe down everything in sight with anti-microbial wipes.

Not a super fun experience.