The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

On the topic of cocaine, it's fun. I stopped doing drugs altogether, but at some point I might find myself enjoying a night of cocaine fueled beer drinking just for kicks. No speed or heroin, though.
 
Slowly dying. My breath is short, my mind is flawed. I'm weak. What should I do on New Year's Eve? Something gay?
 
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I'm sitting about, bored shitless. My German girl is off with other friends and my friends are all out or not answering their phones or sick or some other boring shit. This was supposed to be the start of my weekend of new year's debauchery dammit.
 
I'm sitting about, bored shitless. My German girl is off with other friends and my friends are all out or not answering their phones or sick or some other boring shit. This was supposed to be the start of my weekend of new year's debauchery dammit.

This is pretty much my situation tbh. I return to Prague on 31st and I have fuckshit to do. Everybody is away.
 
I just wanked into a paper towel and threw it in fire. A mass genocide of the seed of life and an ending in fire for all those little silly cunts. 666.
 
Easy, bolt cutters and get a finger when someone is sleeping. They will scream like a bitch, and you'll have to take them to the emergency room and give a bullshit story, but you win. I'm not gonna say I know from experience or anything (I don't, honest) but you have to do it in one quick, strong motion once it's placed over the finger.
 
Option #2: Get a homeless guy shit faced drunk until he passes out then do the same thing. But this way you don't have to worry about the hospital and all. Fuck him, he's homeless. And a wino.
 
Yeah well I was thinking about the homeless guy option but I was aswell thinking about bribing someone in the mortuary or something. I didn't bet anything but it just made me think. Where to get it?

EDIT: Well if I had a time limit I would definitely go with the homeless person killing/dismembering option and maybe I would fucking enjoy it. Why not.