Slowly dying. My breath is short, my mind is flawed. I'm weak. What should I do on New Year's Eve? Something gay?
Fly to Melbourne and we'll fuck shit up.
Fuck airports and airplanes, I can walk that distance.
I'll provide the cocaine!
I'm sitting about, bored shitless. My German girl is off with other friends and my friends are all out or not answering their phones or sick or some other boring shit. This was supposed to be the start of my weekend of new year's debauchery dammit.
Yeah sure...You wouldnt party with me, (or anyone else from UM) when we were in Baltimore this year.
Yes, im still bitter.![]()
Some friends of my cousin had a bet that whoever obtains someone's finger first wins. I thought you could provide a valuable strategy to win. This is up your alley, no?
Holy fuck that's awesome. You mean literally remove someone's finger? Can it be a surprise?