I'm a worthless virgin, but I like to do it just because I like to pose in the mirror nude. I keep maybe an eighth inch left, which is just the right balance between rugged and sexy.
I think Black Orifice has very bad posture and whenever he has a liquid shit it drizzles down his taint to his scrotum, the heat of the fluid feces causing his balls to drop, which then begin to retract upwards as they cool back down, dragging along a hardened shell of feces to where his pubes would have been were it not for his impeccable personal hygiene.
Trying to figure out what to do next besides the obvious. I just got fired from my job for apparently missing too many days... and to make things even more stupid they ask me to work two more weeks... Awesome. Fired with no EI in sight... Fucking bullshit.