The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[waif]

I trim. I don't shave because I'm hairy as fuck and it'd look weird, but trimming is easy and women appreciate it.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I get 0 attention from women. I don't give a shit.

I don't get much either lol, but I do somewhat give a shit.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Everyone should trim, at the very least, for the sake of diarrhea.

 

[unknown]

...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm a worthless virgin, but I like to do it just because I like to pose in the mirror nude. I keep maybe an eighth inch left, which is just the right balance between rugged and sexy.

I think Black Orifice has very bad posture and whenever he has a liquid shit it drizzles down his taint to his scrotum, the heat of the fluid feces causing his balls to drop, which then begin to retract upwards as they cool back down, dragging along a hardened shell of feces to where his pubes would have been were it not for his impeccable personal hygiene.

#2. Why aren't you using a trimmer for manscaping? This isn't the 19th century.

What kind of a trimmer?

 

[Matt]

I just use a razor most of the time. Never have any problems.

 

[KafkaX]

I'm a worthless virgin, but I like to do it just because I like to pose in the mirror nude.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Haha, Buffalo Bill ftw!

 

[unknown]

Weird. I just got done watching that

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Trying to figure out what to do next besides the obvious. I just got fired from my job for apparently missing too many days... and to make things even more stupid they ask me to work two more weeks... Awesome. Fired with no EI in sight... Fucking bullshit.

 

[CF87]

I want HamburgerBoy to give me a Blowjob!

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Shame on me for checking this first thing in the morning. Welp, at least I'm awake now

 

[Dak]

What kind of a trimmer?

Beard & Mustache. It won't get it baby smooth but that really isn't necessary.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Real men wax that shit off. Like totally.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

At work. Need metal

 

[UltimateApathy]

I'm listening to Lady Gaga now, does this mean that I suck?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc&index=5&list=PL86C52FE5D9B334DE[/ame]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I hope you and Sumerian meet irl, fuck each other and die.

 

[waif]

Another day another sexual marathon. Watching some star trek, wishing I had beer and weed.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

I believe those are easily acquired.

 

[waif]

Yeah but I'm lazy. I could go get some beer, but I'd have to go looking for weed.