Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

1. Knight Rider Theme: 7/10 Catchy. I don't remember this. I'm pretty much the same age as everyone here. I guess my Jamaican is showing.
2. Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank: 3/10. I have no sense of humor sometimes. I recognize that this is suppose to be a joke, somehow, but I'm completely stoned faced.
3. Queen - I'm in Love with My Car: 6/10 This is OK. Some cool solos and catchy music writing here and there, but I've heard better from Queen.
4. Hawkwind - Silver Machine : 6.5/10 This might grow on me the more I listen to it. On the first listen, I thought it was cool, but a little repetitive.
5. Radio Birdman - 455SD: 7/10 I liked this song, it's pretty catchy.
6. Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road: 8/10 i like this song. This would be something I'd be interested in exploring further. Sorta giving me Type-O Negative vibes.
7. Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath: 8/10 Love this album. Aqualung is an absolute classic. This track included. Flute solos ftw.
8. Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures -Transylvania Terror Train: 6/10. It's on topic but I just thought this song was a little bland.
9. Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three- 3/10 Johnny Cash always puts me to sleep. I couldn't wait for this to be over. I could only tolerate Ring of Fire. The rest is sleepytime.
10. Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin' 6/10. This reminds me of Elvis or something. Is it the same type of music? I get the appeal, but this would have to grow on me.
11. The Clash - Brand New Cadillac: 5/10 This is OK. Lukewarm. Not hot, not cold. Just directly in the middle.
12. Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams And Into My Car: 6/10 Almost catchy. I feel like my sister who's in her 40s jammed to this when growing up. I didnt completely dislike it.
13. Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser: 3/10 These vocals grate into my soul in the worse way possible. The music is way better than the vocals Idk why they insist on having this guy singing over it. UGH. So out of tune.
14. Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta: 2/10 Super random pick. I have no idea if this is on topic as it's in Norwegian but I'll trust it is. This was boring as fuck.
15. Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes: 6/10 I've definitely heard this track before. There's something very nostalgic about it. I don't dislike it. I'm enjoying listening to this lady hum throughout the song too.
16. Kraftwerk - Tour de France: 2/10: What in the world am I listening to?
17. Crazy Bus: 0/10: So that just took the rest of the patience I've had. Couldn't finish the song. Whoever submitted this track is a cruel evil bastard.
 
Knight Rider Theme
Best TV theme ever 10/10

Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine
Fuck off 0/10

Queen - I'm in Love With My Car
Ok 6/10

Hawkwind - Silver Machine
Great 9/10

Radio Birdman - 455 SD
Classic 9/10

Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road
Eh 5/10

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
Flute is always a no 4/10

Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvanian Terror Train
Nah 4/10

Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three
Pretty bog standard Cash tune 6/10

Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin'
Hell yeah, these daddios knew what time it was 9/10

The Clash - Brand New Cadillac
Like the last tune but less authentic. Still good though 8/10

Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
Not even funny bad good 2/10

Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser
Not bad 6/10

Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta
I fell asleep 3/10

Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes
Nice but eh 5/10

Kraftwerk - Tour de France
Classic, timeless 10/10

Crazy Bus
Amazing 10/10
 
Since TB is no longer with us, is anyone else going to rate this? If not, someone should tally it up so we can move on.
 
Didn't really enjoy this playlist I am sorry to say

Knight Rider Theme – never actually listened to this before, cool stuff, 8/10

Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine – this is also my first time hearing Filthy Frank, not as cool but his voice is funny, 5/10

Queen - I'm in Love With My Car – not a highlight from the album but still pretty decent all things considered, 6/10

Hawkwind - Silver Machine – the sound and Lemmy and everything are nice but that honky tonk riff holds it down, 4/10

Radio Birdman - 455 SD – fuck yeah this sounds like driving music, apparently I wishlisted these guys on RYM a while ago but forgot about them, need to fix that, 8/10

Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road – I prefer goth country that’s a little less goth but still not bad, actually this song is too long, 5/10

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breathe – solid song, 6/10

Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvanian Terror Train – crosses the border into cheese, could have been a lot worse though for what is is, 4/10

Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three – not a fan, 3/10

Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin' – this playlist is officially starting to drag, 3/10

The Clash - Brand New Cadillac – blech, 3/10

Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car – a welcome change although tbh this is a bit much, 5/10

Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser – never really got into them but this song is pleasant, 5.5/10

Kari Bremnes – Hurtigruta – literally National Geographic, 4/10

Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes – alright, 5/10

Krafterwork - Tour de France – classic, 9/10

Crazy Bus – genuinely love the 1950s mad scientist robot vibe, it sounds better if you play three or so simultaneously but still great this way, 8/10
 
TB asked me to end this for him since he can't post anymore and he doesn't want to kill the game for everyone.

He said that he apologizes if he remembered the submissions incorrectly, so don't take it personally. He also says Kraftwerk sounds like bad porno music and that everyone who rated them highly, including me, should be ashamed.

1. Radio Birdman - 455 SD = 7.75 @Satanstoenail
2. Kraftwerk - Tour de France = 7.58 @Black Orifice
3. Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath = 7.54 @Funerary_Doom
4. Hawkwind - Silver Machine = 7.16 @CASSETTEISGOD
5. Johnny Burnette - The Train Kept-a-Rollin' = 7.00 @no country for old wainds
6. Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes = 6.95 @arg
7. Stu Phillips - Knight Rider Theme = 6.83 @Vegard Pompey
7. Queen - I'm in Love with My Car = 6.83 @Omni
9. Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road = 6.62 @Serjeant Grumbles
10. Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three = 6.37 @Slayed Necros
11. The Clash - Brand New Cadillac = 6.29 @Dazed and Brutal
12. Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser = 5.79 @Sirjack
13. Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, and Into My Car = 5.50 @RadicalThrasher
14. Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta = 5.45 @Burkhard
15. Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvania Terror Train = 5.31 @dwellerINTHEdark
16. Crazy Bus = 5.09 @HamburgerBoy
17. Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine = 4.29 @The Butt

I look forward to the next round.
 
I can safely say that TB is again talking out of his ass and area of expertise when he claims to be an authority on porno music. I don't care how young he was when his cousins first introduced him to porn.
 
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No, I submitted Crazy Bus. I'm being genuine when I say I really enjoy it. I knew others would hate it though and thought it was a shoo-in for the bottom ("winning") until I saw Filthy Frank.

I'm actually not the biggest Kraftwerk fan tbh though I've been gradually listening to and enjoying them more. I think my problem is that I spent too much time trying to enjoy Autobahn.
 
For what it's worth, I actually liked the Crazy Bus song. I'm surprised you're not a Kraftwerk fanboy though.
 
^that's mostly correct. My mixtape history doc hasn't been updated in a while so only covers the first 20 rounds, but from the first 20 you're missing love, hate, death and panic.