Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

Full disclosure I foresaw this entire debate before I even chose that song, and that is Why I chose it instead of something more blatantly on theme. I also planned to act like a pretentious douche about it well in advance. and specifically not choose for it to be first so that the debate could happen. I figured it would be a fun act, fit my forum character, while simultaneously encouraging creativity and outside the box thinking. I'm probably the biggest asshole that ever lived sometimes. But it also makes things a lot more interesting no?
 
When the last round was announced somebody said something like "I have a ton of songs about the sea but none about the ocean. This theme is narrow as fuck!" I think it's safe to say that person downrated the river song.