Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

[CiG]

Want dick pics, faggot?

 

[no country for old wainds]

my username on snapchat is dickpics666 and a random girl sent me a bunch of nudes once.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A random homosexual fishing for dickpics sent you a bunch of female nudes he had downloaded elsewhere, you mean.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

A random homosexual fishing for dickpics sent you a bunch of female nudes he had downloaded elsewhere, you mean.

So, you?

 

[no country for old wainds]

na cause there were boring non-sexual vids n shit too. it's possible she thought i was someone else. maybe her boyfriend is called dickpics665?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

In that case I'm jealous (assuming she was remotely attractive).

 

[CiG]

maybe her boyfriend is called dickpics665?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Ha I miss this place. I didn't have the time to look for a decent track but I'll rate.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Come on @Talos of Atmora, I need my fix!

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I'll make sure to post a full playlist by tomorrow. I've been busy lately.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Alright, everyone! Here's the playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVjuF18NIVSHKUM5BNUbMW1-VtDPDmL9J

The submissions are:

Bauhaus - Nerves
Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You
Paramore - Emergency
Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
65DaysOfStatic - Welcome to the Times
Joe Pass and NHOP - Donna Lee
The Jesus Lizard - Boiler Maker
Nomeansno - Oh No! Bruno!
King Crimson - Thela Hun Ginjeet

ATTENTION: For the last song, go to the link below. It's the second track on the page.

https://soundcloud.com/search?q=King Crimson Thela hun ginjeet

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Come on @Talos of Atmora, I need my fix!

 

[Baroque]

Bauhaus - 9/10 creative, interested in this band now
Atomic Rooster - 6/10 the intro had so much potential, but then it was fairly standard blues rock
Paramore - 2/10 oh hi arg
Kate Bush - 4/10 weak, and "do do do do"
65DaysOfStatic - 5/10 pseudo-prog
Joe Pass & NHOP - 10/10 for total theory/improv mastery
The Jesus Lizard - 5/10 should be a fun attitude, but the presentation is not really enjoyable
Nomeansno - 6/10 kind of like some early Anthrax but riffs aren't as good
King Crimson - 7/10 ok, kinda overly long

 

[EspaDa]

paramore fucking won it for me

 

[Satanstoenail]

Bauhaus - Nerves
So this is where half the bands in Melbourne got their sound. 7/10

Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You
Quite enjoyable early prog rock, will check out some more of these guys. 8/10

Paramore - Emergency
Ooh, the screamo version, great. The only panic involved here was me wondering if it was going to end before I had to kill myself. 1/10

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
I was all ready to like this but it didn't do much for me at all. Lyrics fit the theme I guess. 4/10

65DaysOfStatic - Welcome to the Times
I don't understand how this fits the theme in any way at all. It's also pretty meh musically. 3/10

Joe Pass and NHOP - Donna Lee
Holy shit! How is that even possible? Incredible. Cheers Baroque 10/10

The Jesus Lizard - Boiler Maker
The whole thing sounds like an anxiety attack. David Yow is a madman. 10/10

Nomeansno - Oh No! Bruno!
One of my fave songs on Wrong. 10/10

King Crimson - Thela Hun Ginjeet
Pretty good also 7/10

Nice list, cheers.

 

[arg]

paramore rules you nutgobblers

don't you agree @Mort Divine

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Paramore - 2/10 oh hi arg

We need to create to a version of that "OH HAI MARK" meme from The Room that says this, exclusively for acknowledging a song that's flagrantly his in these games.

 

[Satanstoenail]

The lack of ratings hurts my soul.

 

[CiG]

Bauhaus - Nerves 8.5/10
The sound of nerves literally fraying.

Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You 9/10
Does everything a good old suspenseful horror film does. Gives poseurs a panic attack!

Paramore - Emergency 2/10

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love 7/10
Fantastic, I haven't heard this song before. Added to favourites for later listening.

65DaysOfStatic - Welcome to the Times 7/10
Thoroughly enjoyed this, but I didn't necessarily feel a panicky vibe. Maybe it went over my head? Either way, really cool song.

Joe Pass and NHOP - Donna Lee 6.5/10
The whole time I was thinking "this is like the Ren & Stimpy theme but with class" cool tune, but same issue as the last track.

The Jesus Lizard - Boiler Maker 7.5/10
Noisy, frantic and volatile sounding. Good shit.

Nomeansno - Oh No! Bruno! 7.5/10
This album is a masterpiece and thus, always welcome. Lyrics don't exactly ooze panic though.

King Crimson - Thela Hun Ginjeet 8/10
I LOVE the soundbites, takes this track to a whole new level. It should have been the soundtrack for the film Fear City or something. Urban panic!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Bauhaus – Nerves

Bauhaus was part of the reason I wrote off post-punk in general, but I thought I had at least heard this album and not just She’s in Parties and a few other songs. Definitely don’t remember anything as awesome as this. 9/10.

Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You

Great stuff, need to put them into regular rotation. Could be a little shorter though. 7.5/10.

Paramore – Emergency

Probably should have picked the non-“Screamo Version”. This was pretty decent otherwise actually, albeit predictable. 6/10.

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

This album prevented me from discovering her earlier stuff, and today I still don’t like it. Repetitious and a bit obnoxious. 4/10.

65DaysOfStatic - Welcome to the Times

Generic post-schlock with a very relaxed feeling and no sense of urgency/panic whatsoever. 2/10.

Joe Pass and NHOP - Donna Lee

Much better. 7.5/10.

The Jesus Lizard - Boiler Maker

Fuck yeah Jesus Lizard. Not one of my favorites of theirs but still great song and well-fitting. 8/10.

Nomeansno - Oh No! Bruno!

See above. 8/10.

King Crimson - Thela Hun Ginjeet

Three in a row. Well, actually this one could be a King Crimson favorite. This is what panicked, urgent music is all about to me. 9/10.