Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

Pop country music about vehicles is the worst. The thought of millions of people in vehicles everyday listening to country music about vehicles makes me puke in my mouth.
 
Pop country music about vehicles is the worst. The thought of millions of people in vehicles everyday listening to country music about vehicles makes me puke in my mouth.

I don't know what's worse, what you described or a fartsniffer driving a car like this while playing classical music at a reasonable volume.

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JA7RjeJWSGpqqgyQ8VKd6tmM9RQ03vA

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Knight Rider Theme
Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine
Queen - I'm in Love With My Car
Hawkwind - Silver Machine
Radio Birdman - 455 SD
Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road
Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breathe
Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvanian Terror Train
Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three
Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin'
The Clash - Brand New Cadillac
Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser
Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta
Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes
Krafterwork - Tour de France
Crazy Bus
 
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Knight Rider Theme
Never watched this. I'm down with the John Carpenterness of it. 6/10.

Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine
Diabetes is no laughing matter. 5/10.

Queen - I'm in Love With My Car
I was expecting "Bicycle" to be submitted. Those drums and vox look tough to pull off together. 7/10.

Hawkwind - Silver Machine
Those guys look like they have fun on stage. 7/10.

Radio Birdman - 455 SD
Makes me want a Trans Am. 8/10.

Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road
I'm a sucker for low vocals and a dark atmosphere. 9/10.

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
Rocking flute there man. 7/10.

Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvanian Terror Train
Makes me wanna watch "Terror Train". Fun and different. 9/10.

Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three
Standard Cash fare. Good, just typical. 5/10.

Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin'
What a swell song. 5/10.

The Clash - Brand New Cadillac
Has potential. 6/10.

Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
Do we really need songs like this in the game? 2/10.

Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser
Enjoyable enough. 6/10.

Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta
Pretty harmonies. 6/10.

Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes
Extra point for showcasing multiple methods of vehicular transportation. 6/10.

Krafterwork - Tour de France
Would've preferred Queens "Bicycle" here. 5/10.

Crazy Bus
Wtf I don't remember this game. That wasn't annoying at all. 2/10.
 
Knight Rider Theme - fucccck yea. I feel like this has been sampled a couple of time, but never knew the origin. - 9/10

Filthy Frank - Thomas the Tank Engine - I find this kind of humor to be obnoxious. 3/10.

Queen - I'm in Love With My Car - Queen w/o Freddie? Nah 3/10.

Hawkwind - Silver Machine - Hawkwind fucking rules on all fronts. 8/10.

Radio Birdman - 455 SD - A pretty decent cut, but nothing real noteworthy. 7/10.

Myssouri - Muscle Car on a Dead End Road - Competent Nick Cave worship. 6/10.

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath - Love this cut. Ineffably good! 9/10.

Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Transylvanian Terror Train - Sorry. I love Psychobilly, but I don't venture far from the classics. 5/10.

Johnny Cash - Engine One-Forty-Three - Cash's voice is audible butter. 8/10.

Johnny Brunette - The Train Kept a-Rollin' - Ace pick. This song does right what so many of the other similar songs on the playlist do wrong. 8/10.

The Clash - Brand New Cadillac - A great song from an undeniably classic album. 9/10.

Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car - Billy Ocean?! Didn't expect this at all. This is a jam! 8/10.

Steely Dan - Midnight Cruiser - Milquetoast, but I can't deny how smooth it is. 7/10.

Kari Bremnes - Hurtigruta - A precocious dreamboat of a song. I really want to get out to Norway some day. Anybody know if tourists can hunt out there? 7/10.

Dionne Warwick - Trains and Boats and Planes - I love all those squawking sounds ad-libbing throughout the verses. She's also a dime. 10/10.

Krafterwork - Tour de France - So lush and minimally danceable! Kraftwerk has an unblemished record and have no business saying otherwise. 10/10.

Crazy Bus
:lol: I don't know if @TechnicalBarbarity sequenced this playlist or not, but having this follow Kraftwerk is geeks. +8 for that happening 9/10.
 
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