Non-metal Themed Mixtape Game

[The Butt]

Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana 3/10
Not the biggest fan of Jackson as it is... but not even one of his good songs.

Elliot Smith - Say Yes 3/10
Not a fan of singer-songwriter "one man and an acoustic guitar" stuff generally.

Coven - Wicked Woman 6/10
Not bad.

The Dudley Moore Trio - Song For Suzy 7/10
Corny but the musicianship is great.

Tori Amos - Blood Roses 3/10
Melodramatic bullshit tbh.

Pink Guy - She's So Nice 9/10
Ayyyyyy.

Yapoos ロリータ108号 1/10
More like Yapoop.

Swans - I Remember Who You Are 8/10
Digging this.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana – the verse melody bothers me for some reason and I’m not a fan of when Michael Jackson pretends to be raunchy, 4/10

Elliot Smith - Say Yes – mopey white boy shit, why does everyone shit on Weezer when all of them are like this? I hope she really did stab this cunt in the chest, that'd serve him right, 2/10

Coven - Wicked Woman – great passion and a solid melody dragged down by an incompetent rhythm section, 5/10

The Dudley Moore Trio - Song For Suzy – it’s no Hocus Pocus and kind of generic outside of the singer, but still pleasant, 6/10

Tori Amos - Blood Roses – expected and wanted to hate it but I enjoyed this, Warcraft 2 goth or some shit, 7/10

Pink Guy - She's So Nice – it’d be less retarded if it wasn’t ironic, 0/10

Yapoos ロリータ108号 – objectively amazing, adorable and bittersweet, 9/10

Swans - I Remember Who You Are – oh god it’s from the flower cover album, Jarboe’s voice is repulsive, I’m getting sick of even classic Swans but the repetition here is intolerable, obligatory Nat Geo bridge was amusing, 1/10

Men and/or homosexuality next pls, it will definitely be better than this playlist

 

[Satanstoenail]

Elliot Smith - Say Yes – mopey white boy shit, why does everyone shit on Weezer when all of them are like this? I hope she really did stab this cunt in the chest, that'd serve him right, 2/10

Brutal.

 

[Omni]

Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana

3/10

Not a very good MJ song.

Elliot Smith - Say Yes

5/10

Inoffensive.

Coven - Wicked Woman

7.5/10

Cool.

The Dudley Moore Trio - Song for Suzy

7/10

This was interesting.

Tori Amos - Blood Roses

4/10

Melodramatic.

Pink Guy - She's So Nice

4/10

Ridiculous.

Yapoos ロリータ108号

2/10

I wonder who submitted this.

Swans - I Remember Who You Are

8/10

Redemption.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana
This is pretty solid. 6/10.

Elliot Smith - Say Yes
Mellow vibes. Beatles-esque. 7/10.

Coven - Wicked Woman
I love this album but this is not the best song on it. 6/10.

The Dudley Moore Trio - Song For Suzy
I'm not a fan of this weird ass funk or whatever it is. 3/10.

Tori Amos - Blood Roses
This is a masterpiece. 10/10.

Pink Guy - She's So Nice
Ummm shuuure. 4/10.

Yapoos ロリータ108号
Some J-pop bullshit right here. 3/10.

Swans - I Remember Who You Are
Usually like Swans... 4/10.

 

[Sirjack]

@arg you're it.

 

[Satanstoenail]

@arg you're it.

Man at least post the list. Other bells & whistles are optional but the list is a requirement.

 

[Sirjack]

Wut?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Wut?

I thought you were indicating that he won. I'm going for a lie down

 

[Sirjack]

The quicker the better

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Lez wrap up?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Yeah, Augie is busy either tonguing some slav's colon or making creepy coloring books. Safe to call quits.

 

[Omni]

Yeah, Augie is busy either tonguing some slav's colon or making creepy coloring books. Safe to call quits.

I was playing Dark Souls: Remastered and I figured out where @arg has been and why he hasn't been posting.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

!

 

[Sirjack]

Yep, sorry been on holiday for the last week but I'm home tomorrow, will wrap this up tomorrow night

 

[Sirjack]

Without @arg 's vote - And it possibly meant fuck all - @Omni is the winner!

Coven - @Omni 48.5
Swans - @Serjeant Grumbles 45
Tori Amos - @dwellerINTHEdark 44
Dudley Moore trio - @Satanstoenail 42.5
Elliott Smith - @Black Orifice 39
Pink Guy - @The Butt 35
Michael Jackson - @arg 28
Vapoos - @HamburgerBoy 23.5

for god's sake Omni, either kill this disaster or turn it around like a bitch

 

[Omni]

I really was hoping to not win this round, but I'll give it my best at picking a good theme.

Let's go with FAMILY as the new theme. The colors are just to make it pop. It doesn't have to be gay.

P.S. Click on the theme title to hear a song that is banned from being submitted during the round because creativity is the key to success.

 

[Sirjack]

ha yeah

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Alright, off to find a song about a clan of inbred cannibal hillbillies.

 

[Omni]

Lots of likes on my post, but no submissions yet.